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  • Q. What's your size range?

    A. Our size range is US based and we offer garments from 5XL (28) to XS (4).

    We specialize in plus sizes larger than 2x however we are a size-inclusive store. This means our products come in regular sizes when available, but we will not offer anything that is not available in sizes 2x to 5x!

    Please check the size chart on each product page to be sure it will fit. Learn more about our size charts HERE.

  • Q. Can you rush my order?

    A. Not really. If you are in the US I can request that my printer put a rush on the job but there are no guarantees. Orders shipped outside the US are at the mercy of your local customs office and the postal system.

    Expedited shipping costs are very expensive but I can get quotes for you. However, arrival times are usually not guaranteed either. (Most carriers only offer partial refunds if items are delayed.)

    You can learn more about our shipping policies HERE.

  • Q. What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

    A. 31 – 40 mph

  • Q. Can you put one of your graphics on another garment type, like a V-Neck Tee?

    A. The answer is a resounding maybe. I have a large catalog of base garments I can choose from BUT they are not all available in a size-inclusive range.

    It sadly depends on what size, color, and material you would like. BUT I will always do my best to find it for you. So please don’t hesitate to ask! Shoot me a message with what you are looking for.

  • Q. Why are so many of your models skinny?

    A. Many of our products ship directly from the manufacturer to keep our overheads low. This means I used images they provide on the website. BUT as of November 2019 we have started ordering samples in order to take our own images and offer a variety of body sizes in each garment.

    We also have a modeling credit program as a way to add diversity to our images as we slowly add our own photos to the site.

    As we grow we hope to eliminate manufacturer photos from the catalog completely.

  • Q. Some of these clothes look normal but your site says it is for goths, metal heads or gamers. What gives?

    A. The staff at Valkyrie Apparel knows this market inside and out because we are part of it. That said we know that some of our people also have jobs in offices and PTA meetings to go to. Additionally, there are just some days that the full “look” is too much work and you just want a comfy sweater.

  • Q. I'm not a goth / gamer / or metal head... Can I shop here?

    A. Hells yeah! This is a no-judgement space.

  • Q. Do you carry men's wear?

    A. If you identify as male, you like something we sell AND it will fit you, we sell menswear. Some of our wares are designed to fit women’s bodies. Some are built for men’s bodies. We offer both to everyone. Learn More.

  • Q. I'm used to shopping for menswear. How do I figure out my size?

    A. The best way to start is by figuring out your bust (chest), waist and hip measurements and comparing it to the size chart on one of our product pages. We’ve got instructions on our size chart page with a link to a video. If you still need help, let us know. We’ll do what we can to help you figure it out.

  • Q. Will you shop for me? I hate shopping...

    A. YES! But we’re still figuring out how this would work outside of Western Massachusetts.

    If you live in the Pioneer Valley area of Massachusetts you can contact us for a consultation HERE.

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