Be Gay, Do Crime T-Shirt


Starting 7/4/2022: All proceeds from the sale of this design will be donated to Apiary for Practical Support.From the Apiary website: Apiary provides operational, programmatic, and community support tailored to the particularities, complexities, and concerns of abortion access practical support organizations. We centralize information without centralizing power. Apiary is built on transparency, accountability, and the theory of collective liberation.

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This shirt was partially inspired by the Supreme Court’s absurd decision to overturn Roe V Wade (among other things) during Pride Month – June 2022.

The Latin in the banner above the eagle is “Sic fabulosa, facere crimen” which roughly translates* to “Be Fabulous, Do Crime”

The design is printed on a unisex cotton t-shirt from Gildan.

*Don’t @ us with your Latin corrections. It’s a silly shirt being used to raise money to protect people with uteruses from being forced to give birth.

Additional information

Dimensions1 × 10 × 13 in


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Arrival Estimate

This item is printed on demand

It will be 1-2 weeks before our manufacturing partner ships the finished garment to you. Once shipped it could be another 1-2 weeks for delivery depending on where you are located. (Learn More)

2023 Holiday Deadline: We recommend ordering this item by December 18th if you need delivery by Monday the 25th, however arrival time is never guaranteed, especially at this time of year.

Return Policy

Our items can be returned so long as you contact us within 30 days of the delivery date.

Items that you receive damaged will be replaced free of charge if you submit photos of the damage via our return request form.

Items in “like new” condition (clean and unworn items with all manufacturer labels and packaging) can be returned for a credit or exchanged for another item.

If your return arrives damaged, a restocking fee may be applied if we determine the item was not packaged properly before being shipped to us.

Size Chart

* Sleeves are measured from the center of the back.
** Measured from highest point on neckline

Product Measurements:

Fabric Content: 100% Cotton

Fit Notes: This is a unisex product which means it runs on the larger side. The sides of this garment’s torso are straight and perfectly parallel from chest to waist. When ordering we recommend you take the larger of your bust, waist, or hip measurements and compare that to the chest dimensions in the size chart above. This will ensure that you will be able to pull the shirt over your waist and hips and not have it constantly bunching or riding up.